mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
At Heaven's gates when I die:
Me: Am I good enough, God? I tried my hardest to be the kindest person out there. I went to Church every Sunday and I donated to charity. I volunteered at a soup kitchen every Christmas and gave all my toys to the homeless as a kid. I tried my best... So God, was I good enough?
God: Hm.. Well it says here that on January 22, 2012 you did NOT reblog that picture of a baby with cancer. How dare you. You have no soul. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
mom: come down for dinner
me: ok
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
At Heaven's gates when I die:
Me: Am I good enough, God? I tried my hardest to be the kindest person out there. I went to Church every Sunday and I donated to charity. I volunteered at a soup kitchen every Christmas and gave all my toys to the homeless as a kid. I tried my best... So God, was I good enough?
God: Hm.. Well it says here that on January 22, 2012 you did NOT reblog that picture of a baby with cancer. How dare you. You have no soul. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
Girl: I'm depressed.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: I cut myself.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: I want to die.
Society: Stop begging for attention.
Girl: Commits suicide.
Society: I wish we could have helped her before it was too late.
girl: sir can i go to the toilet
male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
girl: but im having girl issues
male teacher: omfg go
